They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. [whispering] Good! That was so fucking great. Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. I got news for you. Naomi Lapaglia: Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Give him time. [flashes to Jordan having sex with Naomi] I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. Whoa! You hear me? Jordan Belfort: Get off me! Sell me that pen. So, I presume you're Italian. Donnie Azoff: [when asked who is Captain Ahab] The real question is this: was all this legal? ~ Teresa Petrillo. Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. No, baby. Who? Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Fuck you! I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Babe, why you doing it like that? It'll keep you sharp between the ears. Saurel! Get off me! Say hi, mommy! Jordan Belfort: Get away from the window! Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. Naomi and I got along. What a fucking burden! And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Sound good, John? Donnie Azoff: Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. And I wanna meet Willy fuckin' Wonka, okay? It doesn't exist. Bald as as China doll. I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? Its not fucking real. Mark Hanna, Gotta pump those numbers up. Is your landlord ready to evict you? Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Bald. You cleaning your fishbowl? Jean Jacques Saurel: Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. And who're you gonna be sitting next to? You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? One fucking day. Naomi Lapaglia: This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. You know what my lawyer said? In the bedroom? Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Thats who youre gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort, You be ferocious, you be relentless, you be telephone fucking terrorists Jordan Belfort, Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! Agent Patrick Denham, Im not fucking leaving! They're wrapped in sheets. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. I'm gonna take custody of the kids. GET OFF THE PHONE! Naomi Lapaglia: Mmm, baby. My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. One day, you will do it right. Naomi Lapaglia: Brad: Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. Huh? Look at yourself! There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: the self narration, similar to goodfellas and moments where leo talks directly to the camera and you, the audience, are key. Cocaine and hookers, my friend. Chester, who sold tires and weed. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Jordan Belfort: ~ Jordan Belfort. it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. the wolf of wall street 123 GIFs. Jordan Belfort: That's right! Like, um, three or four. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. Give me a kiss, sweetheart. By creating an account, you agree to the Do it differently each time. Are people looting and raping? Oh baby. Who's a faggot? Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Except for that one time. It's a joke! Theyre not gonna dial themselves. And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. Danger at every turn. Act as if youre a wealthy man, rich already, and then youll surely become rich. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. Donnie. I want to. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: Why? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You know? Theyre gonna need to send in the national guard or fucking swat team, cause I aint going nowhere! Jordan Belfort, I am not gonna die sober! And you know what else? Nicky Koskoff: I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Jordan Belfort: The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. I fucked up! Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. Donnie Azoff: I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. Jordan Belfort: Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. Perfect Hildy Azoff: If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? Id suggest you also read my post 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. Jordan Belfort: But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Jordan Belfort: Alden Kupferberg: Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! Captain Ted Beecham: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Oh no. Jordan Belfort: What? Donnie Azoff: She's a classy lady. I'm going to hell, Jordan! It's fairy dust. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. Jesus Christ. The porterhouse from Argentina. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Very British, you know. Max Belfort: But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Once in the morning after I work out, once after lunch. Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it? Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. He thinks you're fuckin' Gordon Gekko. On new issue day? Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night? Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. They don't give a shit about money. Am I crazy? On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. GODDAMN IT! And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. Brad: Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Jordan Belfort: Married people can't have friends? You know? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I felt horrible. But we have to pretend we know. Mark Hanna, The name of the game, moving the money from the clients pocket to your pocket. Mark Hanna, Always keep the client on the Ferris wheel. And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. Jean? [to the waiter] No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! Donnie Azoff: That's not how you treat people. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Jordan Belfort: Did you cum? Max Belfort: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Naomi Lapaglia: No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? It's his first day on Wall Street. Take your little bowtie Get your shit, and get the fuck out of my office. I want you to fuck me real hard. Okay? Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. I haven't eaten all day. Honey, you okay? What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? Sell me this pen! Dont worry, it wont take long. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! You called the captain the n-word. Who's Venice? I called the captain the n-word? They're called telephones. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! Donnie. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? Jordan Belfort, You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Hey, everybody, listen up! Jordan Belfort: It's a woozie. More importantly, you will learn. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Jordan Belfort: Yeah, I jerk off. Jordan Belfort: Write your name down on that napkin for me. This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Jordan Belfort: I want to make money. Theyre called telephones. I don't even know. Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. Below Ive put together the best Wolf of Wall Street quotes on money and success. You know, just people say shit. Brad: the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: With their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits. That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! So boring. What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? Mayday! Jordan Belfort: Supply and demand, my friend. Donnie Azoff: I gotta tell you. You could pay off your mortgage. Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. Stratton Oakmont Commercial: But thats not because youre a failure. But it wasn't a poisonous silence. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . Get the ludes downstairs! The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Jordan Belfort: I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! Donnie Azoff: Does that ring a bell? Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. You want me to sell you this fucking pen? Jordan Belfort: What a greek tragedy! Fuck. Its not on the elemental chart. FBI! Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. So you listen to me and you listen well. Alden Kupferberg: Uh, what the fuck! Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. Jordan Belfort: You had a minute? Jordan Belfort: But there's a big chance, right? [raves at Brad] And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. Fucking whore. They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comic crime epic that tells the true story of stockbroker Jordan Belfort's rise to power and fall from grace. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: This is America. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. Is your landlord ready to evict you? Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. You know what a fugazi is? Jordan Belfort: Don't you fucking dare. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: lastly it's down to the humour. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. A place for mercenaries. I can't close this briefcase. Naomi Lapaglia: Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: In which case, you know, we could start fresh. California, baby! We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. You're dealing with numbers. Okay? I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. WHY? Naomi Lapaglia: Mark Hanna: Trust me. Naomi Lapaglia: Twenty fucking years! The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. Brad: And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Well, we don't work for you, man! "Fuck this, shit that. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: You be telephone fucking terrorists! Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Pick up the phone and start dialing! In London. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. Mark Hanna: [reacting to market crash] Jordan Belfort: What are you, a fucking owl? Mark Hanna: The waves are 20 feet high and building! Jordan Belfort: And guess what? Absolutely fucking not. I understand perfectly, you American shit. Jordan Belfort: When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. Thank God. Are you behind on your credit card bills? But we were making more money than we knew what do with. Wed love your help. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. Fuzzy Bear over there? But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Mark Hanna, Implosions are ugly. fucking digits. After all, what was there to say? I got you. Jordan Belfort: And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? It's got no no alcohol. Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. Who is she? Where were they doing it, sweetheart? You wanna know what money sounds like? Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Jordan Belfort: Whats inspirational about Belforts story is actually how he was able to recover from his fall from grace. Jordan Belfort: I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Naomi Lapaglia: There is no such thing as bad publicity. What do you mean happy for me? Jordan Belfort: Stop that sweetie, please? Jordan Belfort: It's like a non-alcoholic beer. Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. It's like lasers. Three or four times, maybe five. The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. Naomi Lapaglia: [throwing money at the FBI agents] Jordan Belfort: We can't! Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. Brad: Are you behind on your credit card bills? Baby, it gets worse. I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! Donnie Azoff: That's good for me. Some stuff about running drugs with Rocky Aoki, you know, the founder of Benihana? The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. Right? Jordan Belfort: Captain Ted Beecham: All right, get the fuck off my boat. Number one rule of Wall Street. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. Right! the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. 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No one's gonna fucking die! Give him time. See those little black boxes? It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. I fucked up so bad. Brooklyn. Across the Verrazano's Bridge. They're up my ass. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. [dubious] Jordan Belfort: And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. With Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey. The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment. Get those fucking ludes! I don't understand. Best The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes. ~ Jordan Belfort. So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. Is there an apology message on the machine?" Brad: $4,000? Based on Jordan Belfort's autobiography. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? The Wolf of Wall Street may be an entertaining film based on a true story, but it places too much emphasis on style over substance and fails to become anything more than a compilation of short memoirs from Jordan Belfort's life.
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